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Original Song Title:	"All By Myself"  (MP3)
Original Performer:	Eric Carmen
Parody Song Title:	"I'll Buy No Carbs (The Atkins Diet Song)"
Parody Written by:	Bob Gomez

When I was young

I weighed at least a quarter ton

And pigging out was just for fun

Those days are gone

Now I've slimmed down

I lost about four hundred pounds

By eating steak with no hash browns

(They're out of bounds...)

I'll buy no carbs

No rice or bread

I'll buy no carbs

Anymore

I'll buy no carbs

No Tater Tots

I'll buy no carbs

Anymore

Won't eat a crumb

I walk right past the Cinnabon

The pizza place had to adjust:

All cheese, no crust

I'll buy no carbs

No rice or bread

I'll buy no carbs

Anymore

I'll buy no carbs

No Tater Tots

I'll buy no carbs

Anymore

No fries, no spelt

I will not eat

Those pasta shells

Anymore

Now I'm so svelte

You see my ribs

I'm so damn svelte

Skin and bones.....